I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality - Apolyton Civilization Site Forums

Today on Apolyton

POLYCAST #58 (PROMO #9)

MODCAST #23

CIVCON '09 ANNOUNCED: AUGUST 7-9, 2009

TRI-LEAGUE #27

BTS TEAM D.G.: ENGAGE NOW

Apolyton Civilization Site Forums

main | civ4 | col | civrev | galciv2 | alt | civ3 | civ2 | ctp2 | smac | about | polycast

- Order Civilization IV: Colonization (Amazon US)/(UK) -
- Order Civilization: Revolution [360] (Amazon US)/(UK) | [PS3] (US)/(UK) | [DS] (US)/(UK) -
ApolytonPLUS | register | new posts | pm (-/-) | members
faq | news | civgroups (news) | hall of fame | downloads | upload | plus | store | search

Apolyton Civilization Site Forums : Powered by vBulletin version 2.0.3

Apolyton Civilization Site Forums > Miscellaneous > Off Topic > I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

Page: Print | Email | Subscribe | Report News 0 votes - average

0 votes - average

03.Nov: `CIVCON `09` ANNOUNCED
26.Jul: ACS: `10 YEARS OF CONQUERING THE WORLD`
16.Jul: CIVREV, COL SECTIONS (RE)LAUNCHED

- CIVILIZATION 3 $9.99 - CIVILIZATION 2 from $6.95 - CIVILIZATION 2 from $4.25 - ALPHA CENTAURI + ALIEN CROSSFIRE (laptop collection) from $19.99

Author

Thread
Pages (2): [ 1 2 ]

< Last Thread Next Thread >

Post New Thread

Post A Reply

Elok

	Emperor Having tea with the Third Man...
	Mar 2003 time: 03:05

23-09-2008 15:53

#1 | report |

I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

Get a bigger avatar today!

But Wikipedia says I should. It's "Celebrate Bisexuality Day," after all. I mean, I'm not bisexual or even gay, but far be it from me to be the scrooge on this particular holiday. So I need some suggestions. I thought maybe I should make a cake shaped like combined male and female signs, like a bundt cake with some add-ons, but that sounds complicated, I don't know how to cook and this would have to be done today. I then thought maybe I should give b etor a big hug, but I haven't seen her around lately, I don't know where she lives and her dad might shoot me.

Perhaps I should just propose a toast: "To people who swing both ways."

How are YOU celebrating bisexuality?

Riesstiu IV

	King
	Nov 2003 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 15:55

#2 | report |

Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

By having sex with two women.

Wiglaf

	Emperor Washington, DC
	Dec 2000 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 15:56 | www

#3 | report |

Get a bigger avatar today!

By having sex with a man

Wiglaf

	Emperor Washington, DC
	Dec 2000 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 15:56 | www

#4 | report |

Suffering from ads?

*Woman

On the topic can anyone explain what a man-woman is to me? I hear about this a lot.

Lorizael

	Emperor Detached
	Sep 2001 time: 03:05

23-09-2008 15:58

#5 | report |

Remove this text

There's always pr0n; that's my plan.

Elok

	Emperor Having tea with the Third Man...
	Mar 2003 time: 03:05

23-09-2008 15:59

#6 | report |

Increase Your PM Length

Well, I can bring it up with my GF, but even leaving out the religious prohibition I don't think she'll go for it.

Incidentally, Wiki also says it's "National Day" in Saudi Arabia. So just to be fair I should note that bi people are abominations and throw rocks at them after I celebrate them. Holidays sure are complicated.

Riesstiu IV

	King
	Nov 2003 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 16:00

#7 | report |

Inflate your Upload Space

Or you could try raping a Saudi man, then throw rocks at him for being raped so easily. The possibilities are limitless.

germanos

	King behind a firm dyke, Rotterdam, NL
	Apr 2002 time: 09:05

23-09-2008 16:07

#8 | report |

Re: I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

Just have sex twice today

Wiglaf

	Emperor Washington, DC
	Dec 2000 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 16:13 | www

#9 | report |

Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

FRENCHIE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE! TAKE YOUR EURO AND SHOVE IT :ANGREy:

Riesstiu IV

	King
	Nov 2003 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 16:24

#10 | report |

Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

IT IS YOU WHO IS FRENCH!

Q Classic

	Emperor The cities of Orly and Nowai
	Apr 1999 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 16:38 | www

#11 | report |

Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

quote:
Originally posted by Wiglaf
FRENCHIE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE! TAKE YOUR EURO AND SHOVE IT :ANGREy:

Shove the 1€ baguette where?

Flubber

	Deity With a view of the Rockies
	Aug 2000 time: 01:05

23-09-2008 16:38

#12 | report |

Inflate your Upload Space

I'll go with the obvious-- bisexual people should have sex with a man and woman simultaneously-- Or does that need to be saved for "Threesome Appreciation day"?

Alinestra Covelia

	Queen Read her lips, and do as she asks. (In private, preferably.)
	Feb 2000 time: 03:05

23-09-2008 17:20

#13 | report |

Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

I'm going to ride for 10 miles today. Mostly offroad, but nothing too mountainous. There's a good trial at the state park near where I live and I think it would make a change from my usual on-road cycling.

Edit: This is maybe my first innuendo based post that actually takes a sex-related thread and makes it temporarily clean, rather than the more usual vice versa.

Last edited by Alinestra Covelia on 23-09-2008 at 17:53

SlowwHand

	Deity Republic of Texas
	Sep 1999 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 17:37

#14 | report |

Re: I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

quote:
Originally posted by Elok
But Wikipedia says I should. It's "Celebrate Bisexuality Day," after all. I mean, I'm not bisexual or even gay, but far be it from me to be the scrooge on this particular holiday. So I need some suggestions. I thought maybe I should make a cake shaped like combined male and female signs, like a bundt cake with some add-ons, but that sounds complicated, I don't know how to cook and this would have to be done today. I then thought maybe I should give b etor a big hug, but I haven't seen her around lately, I don't know where she lives and her dad might shoot me.

Perhaps I should just propose a toast: "To people who swing both ways."

How are YOU celebrating bisexuality?

Put a pink ribbon around your schlong. I'm a scrooge. I'm not partaking.

Riesstiu IV

	King
	Nov 2003 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 17:43

#15 | report |

Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Just make sure not to give pink ribbons to the kids, or else you may get a house call from Chris Hansen.

Asher

	President of the OT and living in the TO
	Nov 1999 time: 03:05

23-09-2008 17:44

#16 | report |

Increase Your PM Length

Sex up anyone.

Elok

	Emperor Having tea with the Third Man...
	Mar 2003 time: 03:05

23-09-2008 17:57

#17 | report |

Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

quote:
Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
I'm going to ride for 10 miles today. Mostly offroad, but nothing too mountainous. There's a good trial at the state park near where I live and I think it would make a change from my usual on-road cycling.

Edit: This is maybe my first innuendo based post that actually takes a sex-related thread and makes it temporarily clean, rather than the more usual vice versa.

Wait, are you bi too? Should I give you a hug?

SlowwHand

	Deity Republic of Texas
	Sep 1999 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 17:58

#18 | report |

Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

Looking for any excuse, aren't you?

Alinestra Covelia

	Queen Read her lips, and do as she asks. (In private, preferably.)
	Feb 2000 time: 03:05

23-09-2008 18:52

#19 | report |

Got spare money?

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like.

Queen

BeBro

	Emperor of the Krauts
	Mar 2000 time: 09:05

23-09-2008 18:56

#20 | report |

Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

quote:
Originally posted by Elok
Well, I can bring it up with my GF, but even leaving out the religious prohibition I don't think she'll go for it.

Then you don't need to worry. Both sexes are involved. So bi it.

-Jrabbit

	Emperor of the Electronic Egyptians
	Feb 2002 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 23:04

#21 | report |

Got spare money?

You read it wrong, Elok. It's "Celibate Bisexuality Day" -- best observed by not having sex.

Seedle

	Prince State Of Denial
	Apr 2007 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 23:08

#22 | report |

Re: I am unsure how to celebrate bisexuality

Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

quote:
Originally posted by Elok
I then thought maybe I should give b etor a big hug, but I haven't seen her around lately, I don't know where she lives and her dad might shoot me.

B etor is bi? Is it for real bi or teenage-pretend-because-I-want-attention bi? And don't you need to worry just as much about Dateline NBC as her dad?

edit: The "while you wait" when I posted was Bart Simpson's immortal "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything." Except the "you" was missing. This must be fixed.

-Jrabbit

	Emperor of the Electronic Egyptians
	Feb 2002 time: 02:05

23-09-2008 23:41

#23 | report |

Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

I miss b etor. A fine poster, that girl.

Mrs. Tuberski

	Queen Converse Tx
	Jan 2005 time: 02:05

24-09-2008 00:16

#24 | report |

Got spare money?

Elok her dad is a doctor he cant shoot ya he is supposed to save lives not take them, Course \if his practice is down he might need to make some extra work for himself to make a house payment

Wittlich

	Deity Baron of Sealand residing in SF, CA
	Dec 2000 time: 00:05

24-09-2008 03:07

#25 | report |

Enter the AD-FREE zone

How do you celebrate bisexuality?

That's easy: You need to adopt a tolerant stance concerning a person's sexual preference - that is all.

Why do people find this so hard to do? It is not like they have to "join in" on the actual "act" of the celebration after all.

Sirotnikov

	Emperor
	Feb 2000 time: 10:05

24-09-2008 20:45

#26 | report |

Enter the AD-FREE zone

quote:
Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
Or you could try raping a Saudi man, then throw rocks at him for being raped so easily. The possibilities are limitless.

sig

Lancer

	Deity Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
	Apr 1999 time: 08:05

24-09-2008 21:22

#27 | report |

Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

Pizza AND beer.

Q Classic

	Emperor The cities of Orly and Nowai
	Apr 1999 time: 02:05

24-09-2008 21:49 | www

#28 | report |

Increase the size of your Attachments

quote:
Originally posted by -Jrabbit
I miss b etor. A fine poster, that girl.

Whatever happened to him? Did the FBI finally knock on his door?

MrFun

	Emperor Maryland
	Nov 2000 time: 02:05

25-09-2008 00:44 | www

#29 | report |

Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Bisexuals are anathema to gay family values.

Asher

	President of the OT and living in the TO
	Nov 1999 time: 03:05

25-09-2008 00:54

#30 | report |

Support Apolyton

They're not any worse than flamboyant history academic homosexuals.

Pages (2): [ 1 2 ]

< Last Thread Next Thread >

Post New Thread

Post A Reply

All times are GMT. The time now is 08:05.
Apolyton Time is 03:05.