The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet

[statusperfect]

The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet is here to save YOU from roasting in hell for an eternity.

Join our cult to please the gods and socialize over a bana split. All the nations of PTWDG2 shall live in fear enslaved under the sinister dreadlord monkey god... *UHM*... i mean our loving and peaceful god of nature who has love for you all.

STEP FORWARD ACOLYTES AND JOIN THE CULT OF LOVE!

This cult is offered to you as a means of self improvement and has no political agendas whatsoever. (except world domination) Non monkeys are welcome.

THE CIRCLES:

Prophets of Ultimate Wisdom: statusperfect

The Grand Dragon Order: -

The Circle of The Silver Helm: -

Druids: -

Grand Masters: -

Masters: -

The Circle of Heavenly Knights: -

The Circle of Knights: Nuclear Master

Circle of Secrets: Hot_Enamel, Konquest02, Beta

Initiates of the Holy Light: Master Zen

DOOMED ANTAGONISTS: bongo, Darekill, OPD

[Master Zen]

As long as the oh great Winged Monkey Prophet espouses the love of beautiful women, count me in ;)

[statusperfect]

Ahhh... my first acolyte.

Soon you will be taken to the first circle of knowledge.

[ZargonX]

Your religion is foolish and scorn-worthy. Your Banana Splits, however, are of great interest to us...

;)

[UnOrthOdOx]

There is Roasting in hell?

mmm...can't wait to try some o that!

[statusperfect]

Don't you want to initiate and see what heavenly wisdoms are revealed as you advance through in the different circles? :evilgrin:

[ruby_maser]

Is that avatar one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz?

:lol:

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by ruby_maser
Is that avatar one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz?

:lol:

No, it is your doom. :evilgrin:

[Tassadar500]

I'll join :) I like spreading Sunshine to everyone :hippie:

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by Nuclear Master
I'll join :) I like spreading Sunshine to everyone :hippie:

I've PM:ed you your first meditation assignment. :evil:

[OPD]

:evil: I declare a Jihad on this lousy religion :evil:

[bongo]

A question to the prophet of blahblahwhatever....


Does a monkey have feathers on its wings?

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by OPD
:evil: I declare a Jihad on this lousy religion :evil:

That will be you doom. :evilgrin:

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by bongo
A question to the prophet of blahblahwhatever....


Does a monkey have feathers on its wings?

Asking foolish questions will be your doom. :evilgrin:

[Konquest02]

/me makes the noise of a monkey meditating day and night on his first assignement.

It's not pretty, be assured of that...

EEEIII!!!!

[Tassadar500]

I completed my meditation :) But now I'm hungry. I am going to go eat some sun.

[Hot_Enamel]

I too have spent the evening meditating in the jungle...
I understand.

[Darekill]

Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by Darekill
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!

That will be you doom. :evilgrin:

[statusperfect]

Hot_Enamel, Konquest02 and Nuclear Master made it to the circle of secrets. :evilgrin:

[bongo]

Does winged monkey taste like chicken?

[BigFree]

The real question is "Does chicken taste like winged monkey?" ;)

[bongo]

That depends on wether you tasted chicken or winged monkey first :D

But, what came first. The winged monkey or the egg?

[statusperfect]

Mocking the cult will be you doom. :evilgrin:

[bongo]

What does winged monkey eggs look like and would they taste good in an omelette?

[Darekill]

Having founded that cult may be some monkeys doom ;)

The important question about the taste of a winged Monkey is the weight of it. Is it heavier than a pigeon or not?

If it is, it certainly can't fly. Then it should taste like a chiken because they can't fly too.

Size has nothing to do with weight as you can see we all know that Witches can fly and are thus as light as pigeons are.

[statusperfect]

Second assignments are sent, but poly was laggy so you might not have gotten them. That will be polys doom. :evilgrin:

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by bongo
What does winged monkey eggs look like and would they taste good in an omelette?

All those secrets are revealed if you join the cult. :evilgrin:

[bongo]

Enlisting two prominent members of MaST as 'DOOMED ANTAGONISTS' will be the cults doom. We(MaST) have been eagerly awaiting someone who will be the target of our 'open jihad' policy.

When we find you: Beware. We will start an world-wide jihad against you and when we win, we will celebrate by having a large party, in the sun, lots of women, 7 dishes of monkey meat, wear womens clothing and round it off with a 'silly-walk' contest.

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by bongo
Enlisting two prominent members of MaST as 'DOOMED ANTAGONISTS' will be the cults doom. We(MaST) have been eagerly awaiting someone who will be the target of our 'open jihad' policy.

When we find you: Beware. We will start an world-wide jihad against you and when we win, we will celebrate by having a large party, in the sun, lots of women, 7 dishes of monkey meat, wear womens clothing and round it off with a 'silly-walk' contest.

That will be your doom. :evilgrin:

[bongo]

There were the odd change that some of us would get sick from eating too much monkey meat but Tabemono will make sure that the 'gut-challenged' among us will stop in time.

[statusperfect]

That will be.... WTF, you know the rest. ;)

[Arnelos]

Um.... eating monkey brains can give you the human version of Mad Cow disease, right?

So we can still help Monty Python chop down all of the trees, but I recommend we let Tabemono handle the feast by themselves... we're crazy enough already.

[statusperfect]

What do you have against monkeys BTW?

[bongo]

There will be 7 dishes of monkey at the party, I guess brains will be used either as an appetizer or dessert. Or maybe it will go in the gravy :p

I suggest that all dishes containing brain should be labelled 'Eating this may be your Doom' :lol:

This will be my Doom :evilgrin:

[bongo]

Nothing against monkeys, not at all. They are intelligent, kind and lovable creatures. Most of them...

Winged Monkeys however, covered in feathers, crawling out of eggs are an Insult to Allah and all of his creation. They will be destroyed.

[Hot_Enamel]

Allah will be destroyed and his followers banished by the disciples of The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet.

Allah is a fraud will be forever forgotten. His memory cursed, and doom brought upon anyone who dares repeat his name.

All hail our almighty Prophet…join The Church and learn His secrets. Non-believers will be crushed under His wings as He bring the faith to all primates of this world.

Praise to the Prophet and His infinite wisdom.
Praise to The Church and Her true followers.

[Tassadar500]

I have finished my task statusperfect :)

[Darekill]

Originally posted by statusperfect
What do you have against monkeys BTW?

Nothing.

At least nothing that ensures that we get rid of them .....

[bongo]

Monkey stew! Monkey stew! Monkey stew!

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by Nuclear Master
I have finished my task statusperfect :)

Great young apprectice. :evilgrin:

As soon as your master is done writing the knight codex you'll get your next mission. :cute:

Now go and wreak havoc on the world. :evilgrin:

[Beta]

I emerge from the jungle after a long absence. I could say I was meditating, but to be honest, I got lost a about six weeks ago. I took a wrong turn at the great teak tree by the stream, and the next thing I knew I was deep in an unknown forest. I came across the ancient temples of a long-forgotten Simian race, and took the time to munch on some bananas and kiwi, and commune with the ancient spirits.

I feel enlightened and ready to ascend to the next level of monkeyness.

SP, I respectfully, and humbly request to join the Church of the Winged Monkey Prophet.

:)

[Octavian X]

I do not believe your gods exist. If they would prove their supernatural power to me, I may believe.

They must perform a miracle - get Tamebono go send the save on!

[Konquest02]

See... The Wigned Monkey is oh so powerful. It's great powers have managed to get the good team to stop chewing on the save...

:unworthy: BEHOLD THE POWERS OF THE WIGNED MONKEY PROPHET! :unworthy:

[Darekill]

But he is :evil:
I'll never pray to an higher beeing that is :evil:!
I'm :evil: by my self I need something admireable that is :good:

[statusperfect]

Cult assignments have been sent out. :evilgrin:

[Beta]

Oh Great Prophet - your humble servant has completed his first assignment. :good:

[conmcb25]

Awaiting authorization to join the Monkeys.

Dont wait to long, I have adult ADD and alzheimers so my memory is short and I cant hardly remember anything anyway!


And hopefully you guys are talking a lot in the private forums because I dont see much here!

Looking forward to joining, sooner than later I hope!

Oh and have a nice day :)

(I do panag immitations:lol: :lol: )

[conmcb25]

Hey Monkey-Men

I got a PMl from Konquest02

He says Zero is the authorizer

and these three guys are active:

Konquest02
Hot_Enamel
Beta

Is that correct?

I also recieved a reply from Beta welcoming me.

Just wanted to start figuring out who the players are because the only one I sort of know a little is Konquest (from MZO)

Thanks:D

[Hot_Enamel]

You are correct conmcb25,

Zero pops in every now and again.
We are trying to find him so that you can get authorised.
Shouldn't be too long.

[Beta]

Originally posted by conmcb25
Awaiting authorization to join the Monkeys.

Dont wait to long, I have adult ADD and alzheimers so my memory is short and I cant hardly remember anything anyway!

Oh good. I could use some company. :)


And hopefully you guys are talking a lot in the private forums because I dont see much here

Nope - we don't. But that is why we are letting you in. :)

Looking forward to joining, sooner than later I hope!

Oh and have a nice day :)

(I do panag immitations:lol: :lol: )

Don't. :lol:

[conmcb25]

Originally posted by Beta
Don't. :lol:

Ya I can understand why you feel that way!:lol: :lol:

Right now he is banned for two weeks for having a d/l

I was right in the middle of it.

[rendelnep]

:eager: can I Join..... the doomed antagonist list ?
This cult is evil and must be stopped blah Blah blah!!!!!

Join the society for doomed antagonists now!
Oh and I bet your monkies can't fly :P

[bongo]

Just start mocking them and you'll be on the list in no time :cool:

I have been thinking of starting a end-to-the-winged-monkey-cult-jihad for some time now. Only problem is that getting a counter-cult of sworn arch-enemies will actually fool the uneducated masses into thinking that WMC(the Winged Monkey Cult) is important.

[Beta]

Originally posted by bongo

I have been thinking of starting a end-to-the-winged-monkey-cult-jihad for some time now. Only problem is that getting a counter-cult of sworn arch-enemies will actually fool the uneducated masses into thinking that WMC(the Winged Monkey Cult) is important.

Your jihad may not be necessary. I have it on good authority that the head of this cult, statusperfect, has headed deep into the jungle and will not be seen for awhile. He was heard mumbling 'Damn the unfaithful', just before he disappeared into the foliage. That was a couple of weeks ago, and he has not been seen since.

A number of monkeys who had fallen under his hypnotic spell - myself included - have awakened from their stupors, feeling a bit hung over, and a little sheepish about the whole affair.

Monkeys for the most part a pretty pragmatic. Give us a tree, something to eat, and the occasional human to throw dung at and we are pretty happy with our lot in life. This cult thing has thrown us for a loop, but we will get over it and get back on track. The temple builds have been switched over to more immediate needs, and our plans to build the Oracle have been shelved.

:)

[bongo]

Good :)

The 'Just wait and it may go away'-strategy has once againg proven it superiority :relief:


That gives us at MaST more time for other tasks, like spreading our latest invention 'Sliced Bread'(tm) out to the entire known universe...(might take a turn or two)...People will marvel at our intelligence. I don't know about you monkeys though, for all I know you will try to stick it a smelly place and dismiss the whole 'Sliced Bread'(tm) thing as a silly idea.

[conmcb25]

Of course sliced bread(tm) is a silly idea, if it aint a Monkey idea it has to be silly.

And yes we will find a smelly place for it!:lol: :lol:

[Rhothaerill]

In honor of the monkey team...Beware Monkey Cyborgs (http://www.apolyton.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99264).

Now we all know your evil plans to conquer the world! You won't catch us by surprise anymore. :lol:

[Beta]

This article is bunk! Pure and simple bunk!

Monkeys are not cyborgs. We are an ancient and honoured species; our legacy dates back millenia. One day you will hear the true story of Simian Superiority, and why Team Monkey is destined to rule the world!

:b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :b: :)

Bananas anyone??

[Darekill]

Be carefull with htis Bananas!
Did you learn how to defend yourselvs against bad monkeys with bananas?
No, well if you know how to defend yourselv how to defend yourself against evil doves that try to attack you with pineapples then you should know how it works.

[Panag]

Originally posted by conmcb25


Ya I can understand why you feel that way!:lol: :lol:

OK Ill stop, when we start talking in private Ill tell you a great panag story.

Right now he is banned for two weeks for having a d/l

I was right in the middle of it.

I've heard rumors you guys aint to happy with him in CIV 3 land........;)


you should better stay on your horse and ride to the next witch hunt , ...... ;)

panag has never had a DL and never shall have one , .....

[conmcb25]

No comment on the previous post. Other than I just can't believe the sheer stupidity of some people. No one in particular of course! ;)

[bongo]

panag has never had a DL and never shall have one , .....

Sound like an application for a Mohammed al-Sahf Team membership :p

[Niessuh]

:lol:

[Beta]

Yes - definitely a :lol:

[conmcb25]

Originally posted by panag
panag never had a DL and never shall have one , .....

hi,

Im Sabra, vote for panag

have a nice day

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Panag]

Originally posted by conmcb25


hi,

Im Sabra, vote for panag

have a nice day

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


hi ,

that aint funny , especially since you know the truth , ......

SABRA was never been my DL and never shall be , on the contrary of what you may beliefe or not , .....

and as for the record , i never had a DL and never shall have one (!)

enough has been said about this topic , and it starts to sound like a broken record , ......

have a nice day

[BigFree]

:lol:

Oh what fun it is to poke and prod not_panag the Warrior. :)

[conmcb25]

Yep , and I hope you realize what he REALLY said in his last post. Just read between the lines, amazing!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ming]

Hmmm... A spam thread that is now turning abusive.

A great way to end a thread.

I see some restrictions and PCR's in people's future if this crap continues.

[Tassadar500]

Ming congrats on becoming an "Elite" Moderator :)

[Wooglin]

What's a d/l?

--Woog

[Konquest02]

Originally posted by Wooglin
What's a d/l?

--Woog

Stands for double login. The same person having two different accounts. Not only it takes some space in the database, you can vote twice in polls that way... So it's a big no no...!

Mods do a nice job of hunting down DLs... :b:

--Kon--